Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ryan tells stories

I tell Ryan true stories of when I was a boy.

Tonight he'd about drained me of stories after a while so I said, "OK Ryan, now you tell me some stories!"

Story 1:
Once when I was a small boy and I made one fire, two fires, three, four, five six fires!
(ed. If this were a piece of music, there would be a crescendo as he's counting followed by a double forte "fires")

Story 2:
Once I was two boys and I made a fire.

Story 3:
Once there were two boys and mommy and daddy and mommy opened the door and there were people.

I think I might go hide the lighters and matches better...